Born on the darkest day, on the latest hour, a legend arose. His name was Jeremy fuckin Cobb.
The first breath he took he used it to speak facts. The first painting he did still hangs in the Louvre in Paris. He has broken countless records, made more money than could be counted, and had more women than Genghis Khan.
His triumphs will be noted as some of the greatest moments of mankind. We love you Jeremy.
What makes a Cobb, Cobb?
Well to start, he is just fucking better than us. Plain and simple.
Paper Stacking
No other person has climbed as high. He started with a dollar, and made it into his first million. From there after he invested wisely, he purchased Amazon, X, and Google.
Never once did he drop the bag.
Woman Getting
The pheromones coming off him alone will set any woman into a frenzy. Be warned your woman isnt your woman for long. Everyone thinks Osama was shot by seals, in reality Cobb DM'ed his bitch to do it.
Keep an eye on your hoes, cause Cobb does too.
Peak Cobb Performance
Each step he takes makes lesser men tremble. His balls has a GRAVITATIONAL PULL. His circle is so small, he isnt even in it. The Cobb will drink Lysol to cure the flu, then it turns to water. Need I say more? The guy is a fucking machine.
If you look him in the eye, you're dead.
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